For the highly functional
Designed in Brooklyn.
Made in the US.
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We have a 30-day return policy on all apparel items. If your item arrives damaged or with a production defect of any sort (or you have another issue warranting a return/exchange) please contact email@example.com and we’ll get it taken care of.
Good news is we do accept Apple Pay as a method of payment! You must be using Safari, however, for the Apple Pay button to appear on our shop.
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We send out tracking numbers when your package officially ships. This could take a couple days based on the number of items in your order. If you don’t receive this email within 5-7 business days, please contact email@example.com.
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Three weeks. Order before December 5th and you’ll receive your items before Christmas!
Like the perfect rolling paper, size really does matter. Our hoodies and crews fit a little loose and the T’s run pretty true to size. That being said, a little extra room never hurt anyone so if you like it really baggy, we recommend sizing up one.